Find out what kind of bread you are by taking this test.

Ever asked yourself "what type of bread am I?" - No? Well it's about time you did!

• Choose a meal:

  • A snack anytime of day

  • Breakfast

  • Lunch

  • Sleepwalking to the fridge at 2am

• Which one of these sandwiches would you prefer to eat?

  • Fish fingers

  • I have no need for your pathetic sandwiches

  • Cheese and pickle

  • Avocado and parma ham served on a bed of ostrich feathers

• The breads you like best are...

  • Weirdly sweet

  • White

  • Brown

  • Rollable

• How do you feel about Marmite?

  • What on earth is Marmite?

  • I hate it

  • I actually have no strong feelings at all

  • I love it

• Where would you like to spend your vacation?

  • Spain

  • Somewhere really exotic you've never heard of before

  • Turkey. No, wait - Mexico! Actually, anywhere!

  • Disneyland

• From now on, you can only do one of these things. You'll never do the other three again. Pick now!

  • Eating vanilla ice cream

  • Listening to Ed Sheeran

  • Going on tiktok

  • Burping in time with music

• What is your favorite aspect of Bake Off?

  • The jokes

  • The baking

  • The cakes

  • The soggy bottoms

• Who do you think makes the best bread?

  • King Crusto of Glutopia

  • People from East London with silly moustaches

  • My granny

  • All bread is different - there is no "best bread"

• Banana bread is...

  • A type of cake

  • Bread or cake, I'll let it make it's own mind up

  • A type of bread

  • Delicious

• Choose one:

  • Sculpture of Father Christmas made of ham

  • Remote control cars

  • Yo-yos

  • Nerf blasters

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