How well do you really know your cat?

Everyone knows dogs have owners, but cats have staff. How well do you know the needs and dreams of the most demanding employer you'll ever have? Take this quiz to find out!

• Do you know what your cat's favorite food is?

  • Yes, it's leftover fish.

  • I don't know, my cat probably likes everything.

  • It's probably catnip.

  • I think so, it's my furniture.

• Do you know when they're about to play hairball?

  • No, only when it comes up.

  • Yes, from a few minutes before.

  • Is that what that is? Ewwww!

  • Yes, before my cat knows!

• How much of your bed has been taken over by your cat's territory?

  • A pillow.

  • My cat doesn't go on my bed.

  • Most of it..

  • All of it.

• Do you two snuggle a lot?

  • Yes, on weekends when I have time.

  • I can't remember our last snuggle.

  • Yes, twice a day.

  • Yes, daily.

• Does your cat (likely) have a nickname for you?

  • No, I don't think so.

  • I think they'd nickname me "Mom or Dad."

  • I think they'd nickname me "God."

  • I think they'd nickname me "God."

• What does your cat think of your partner?

  • It's usually very tolerant.

  • It's fine with them.

  • It's fine with them.

  • It loves them!

• What fears your cat?

  • Me, when I get angry.

  • Thunder, horror movies, and dogs.

  • Everything.

  • Nothing! It's very brave.

• Does your cat get along with other cats?

  • No, and neither do I!

  • My cat likes any cat it runs into.

  • Sure, it has some friends.

  • It likes some other cats.

• Is your cat respectful of your property?

  • It has ruined more of my clothes than I care to think of.

  • Sometimes.

  • Of course, it does.

  • Mostly.

• Does your cat have any companions?

  • Just me and my significant other.

  • Anyone with tuna.

  • Just me!

  • Me and all my friends and family.

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