When compared to you, is your dog smarter?

I know you don't like thinking about it, but sometimes you just aren't sure. Are you training your dog, or is he training you? Which one of you is smarter?

• Do you let your dog sleep wherever it wants?

  • No, I tell them where to go.

  • Pretty much.

  • Within reason.

  • Yeah, 100 percent.

• What time do you take your dog outside in the morning?

  • 4 a.m.

  • 5 a.m.

  • 6 a.m.

  • 7 a.m.

• If a place you wish to visit on vacation does not allow dogs, do you choose not to go there?

  • No, I just board him.

  • No, I get a dog sitter.

  • Yes, sometimes.

  • Yes, all the time.

• Does your dog beg for food?

  • No, I don't allow that.

  • Yeah they do it constantly.

  • Yeah, a little.

  • No, they just take it.

• Does your dog ever succeed in fooling you into giving him treats?

  • I don't think so.

  • No way, I am too smart for that.

  • It wouldn't surprise me.

  • I am sure he does.

• What should you do if your dog is sulking?

  • Tell them to knock it off.

  • Ignore them.

  • Give them a treat.

  • Anything that they want to cheer them up.

• Is your dog able to sense when a storm is going to hit?

  • Maybe.

  • I don't think so.

  • I am pretty sure they can.

  • Yes, they always act differently before it happens.

• Can you use your senses other than sight to determine who is coming towards you?

  • No, but I don't believe dogs can either.

  • I doubt it.

  • Maybe.

  • Of course not.

• Do you enjoy long walks?

  • Not at all.

  • Not really.

  • Sure, I do that a lot.

  • Yeah, I love it.

• What is the most important to you?

  • Money.

  • Looking good.

  • Proving myself.

  • A mellow and happy lifestyle.

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