When Left Alone, Could You Survive at Home?

While your family is on vacation in France, how would you prevent two slovenly burglars from rifling through your home?

• You find out that everybody else in your family has already left for the airport without you. So, what  do you do first?

  • Make a mess of the house

  • Jump on the bed

  • Order a lovely cheese pizza

  • Tell the police

• Old Man Marley, your next-door neighbor, happens to be there to greet you. What do you do?

  • Say hello

  • Run away!

  • Go indoors and hide behind the sofa

  • Do nothing, instead jumping on your parents' bed and ordering another delicious cheese pizza.

• Two burglars are planning to break into your home, and you know it. So, tell me, what do you do?

  • Kick back and enjoy a movie.

  • Just tell them that your neighbor's house is much more stuffed than theirs.

  • Lock all the doors

  • Call the police

• You decide to protect your house. How do you intend to proceed?

  • Order a taxi and go to a friends house

  • Buy a big dog

  • Place a chair in the space behind both the front and the back door.

  • Commence making traps inside the house.

• You run into Old Man Marley once more. How do you respond to this new situation?

  • Say hello and walk quickly

  • Greet him and inquire as to how he is doing.

  • Run away again

  • Recognize that he is a good person and make an effort to be his friend; you never know when he might be able to be of assistance to you.

• As a component of your trap, you make the decision to record the sound from an old film. Which type of film do you normally use?

  • Shrek The Halls

  • Elf

  • Angels With Filthy Souls

  • Uncle Buck

• What kind of a booby trap should you construct the next time?

  • Distract them with a spread of delectable food from a buffet.

  • Raise the temperature of the door handle until it is intolerable to touch.

  • Spread butter all over the ground to make them slip and fall.

  • A note indicating that the police are on their way would be left by me.

• You are gaining the upper hand against Harry and Marvin. What's the next course on the menu?

  • Throw a large number of pigeons into the living room, and then escape while everyone is distracted.

  • They might be frightened by a balloon depicting a face.

  • Let a massive spider loose inside the house!

  • Coat them in glue, then use a fan to blow feathers onto their faces while they are still wet.

• Which toys would make the most effective traps?

  • A teddy bear

  • Tie some string so they'll trip up

  • Make the floor slippery with pots of slime

  • Leave lots of toy cars on the floor so they'll fall over

• The burglars are about to follow you up to the second floor. What can you do to prevent them from doing it?

  • Stand still behind a curtain

  • Hang a paint can from the top of the staircase banister.

  • Use a low tone of voice and act as if your father is present

  • Turning off the lights is a good way to confuse them.

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