Which Cheese Type Am I?

But what cheese am I really? Think caerphilly!

• Tell me about the last time you ate something that contained cheese.

  • A fancy salad

  • A pheasant stuffed inside a swan stuffed inside a pig

  • A pizza

  • A cheese toastie

• Where would you like to spend your vacation?

  • Wales

  • The rim of an active volcano

  • Italy

  • Greece

• You know those little plastic packets with slices of American cheese? They...

  • DISGUSTING

  • Not proper cheese

  • Kind of delicious

  • Fiddly to get out of the packets

• Choose a texture:

  • Creamy

  • Squishy

  • Crumbly

  • Crispy

• Which kind of pizza do you like best?

  • Just cheese and tomato

  • The vegetarian one

  • Lobster and pickled pineapple

  • EVERYTHING

• Elect a beverage:

  • Milk

  • Something fizzy

  • Orange juice

  • Bilberry tea slushie

• How about blue cheese?

  • It's the best kind of cheese

  • Eww no! Too cheesy!

  • Isn't that the cheese with MOULD in it?

  • Yes, sometimes.

• Choose an instrument:

  • Singing

  • Guitar

  • Xylophone

  • Drums

• Pick something cheesy:

  • Cheesy bites in breadcrumbs

  • Cheese fondue

  • Cheesecake

  • Some really old rock band

• When it comes to cheese crackers, which do you prefer?

  • Does a pizza count as a cracker?

  • A fancy oatcake

  • Just a regular cream cracker

  • Whatever's crispiest

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