Wondering what your nickname should be? Take this quiz!

We all need a nickname, but few people get to pick their own. Someone who is intimately familiar with you should fit it to your character traits. In that case, please answer the following questions so that we may determine an appropriate nickname for you.

• What did you eat just now?

  • I haven't eaten anything

  • Brussel sprouts that have been pickled.

  • A big hotdog with everything on it

  • Eton Mess

• Choose a hat from the following.

  • No need for hats

  • Boater

  • A lampshade

  • Baseball cap

• So what is the point of living?

  • I don't know

  • To earn a lot of money

  • PARTYING

  • To master some techniques

• Choose a hobby from the following.

  • Drinking large amounts of carbonated drinks and jumping up and down

  • Correcting errors on Wikipedia

  • Swimming

  • Rowing

• Pick a mantra from the following.

  • Oh my god!

  • YEEEEEEAHHH!!!! WOOOOOO!!!

  • It's great.

• What kind of songs do you like?

  • Played in Church

  • Really loud and fast

  • Pop

  • Rap

• Do you have any secret skills?

  • Capable of making it through a winter without food

  • Bringing the life to the celebration

  • Knowing a smattering of Latin

  • The freedom to let out huge guffaws whenever I choose

• Choose a famous person from the following.

  • Katy Perry

  • Boris Johnson

  • Carol Vorderman

  • Miley Cyrus

• What vacation spot do you prefer more?

  • The Parp Islands

  • Oxford.

  • The Large Hadron Collider

  • LA

• Who is your closest friend, if anyone?

  • My toaster

  • Pongo

  • Stinkbeard

  • EVERYONE!

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